Spouse: Have you made our appointments for the checkups at the dentist yet, Wife? (yes, he calls me Wife!)
Me: Not yet, I'll try and remember tomorrow.
Chookie: *wails* But I don't want to go to the dentist!!!
Me: *patiently* But baby, you have to go to the dentist to help keep your teeth nice! No one likes going but it's just something that has to be done. It's only every 6 months and anyway, checkups are easy blahblahblah for several minutes.
Spouse: *having been busy for several minutes* Look, Chook, if you don't go you'll end up looking like THIS!!
Me & Chookie: *laughing until we snort spaghetti all over the table*
Whit a hoos!! *grins*