Six weeks without a blog post? That's a record and a half. And really no reason why. Well, okay, that's a lie. There's been a lot going on round our way. Including Grandparents in hospital (who are now home) and frantic work schedules. But it all started with the shitty kitty.
When I was last here we'd just picked up Temple and Jones and they were already settling in.
Well by the next day Temple had terrible runs - I mean, he was pooping puddles - and Jones was full of snot and sneezing like a nutter. Ten days and 2 sets of antibiotics later and while Jones' nose was clearing nicely, wee Temple's bum was red raw. A very expensive poop test later and he was diagnosed with one virus and two (yes, TWO) parasites. One of which is difficult and potentially dangerous to treat since there's no registered drug for it in the UK. *sighs* And then, natch, Jones started pooping puddles, too. So one more very expensive poop test later showed he had exactly the same 3 complaints.
The virus is a virus. What I mean is it's untreatable, they will always have it and we just have to cross everything that it doesn't lead to the fatal condition that it can do. The scarey one to treat has been shelved until they're older and/or the symptoms (ie. the poopy puddles) become unbearable. For them or me. So we treated the third condition. Which has meant sterilising anywhere they've been in the house and keeping their "enviroment" bleached and boiled while they were having treatment to try and keep reinfection to a minimum. Which, to cut a long and tiresome story short, has meant quarantining them in the kitchen for 10 looong days. And shoving a disgusting medicine down them every day - honestly, is it too much to ask in the 21st century that drugs don't taste vile? Apparently it is. However, the last dose was yesterday and they are both much better. Time (and more tests) will tell if they are bug free. But we're just glad they are out of the kitchen! The first week they were fine but, god, the howling the last 2 days was murder. It did make them very cuddly, though. And they crowded onto any lap they could find!
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I givz yoo belleh hugz, Mummeh. |
And if the insurance pays up the hundreds of pounds we've spent? Well, that would just be great. They have been a pair of little stars through all this, though. Which is what has kept me going and not throwing in the towel and giving up on them (remember I've never kept cats before - I have had more than one "what the hell am I doing?!?" moment) but Temple sliding down the bannister on his bum, stupid Jones and the gormless "look a mouse!" distraction tactics (never fails, the dumbass) and the purrs, cuddles and general entertainment value have been priceless. Although I lost a few years off my life when I found Daredevil Temple minutes from total strangulation wrapped up in a cat teaser and my cacti collection was stupid Jones' favourite nibbles and his eye was swollen shut one afternoon. A stray spine? Methinkso! They are totally different in character, it's been a real pleasure getting to know them. Temple is the silver, by the way, and a full third smaller than his dovey big bro. Jones is beautiful but thick, Temple a bit more runty but sharp as a tack.

So, what else. Well, spouse decided he was going to sell Stinky Eric the Escort. That's the car he's spent 6 years restoring and only finished in the spring. *rollseyes* He basically wasn't enjoying racing him and wanted something simpler and more fun. And then this happened
Whoops! His wing was a bit squished and the front corner needed some careful panel beating (hitting it with a hammer) and a coat of paint but he got nicely fixed. It just took all of spouse's free time one week. And what is he replacing Stinky with?
A wee mini!! You may remember that his first restoration (just before we were married) was
a mini called Bogus.. My dad bought a wee project car earlier in the summer and all it took was one wee shot driving it for my man to need one of his own. So he went out and bought Minging.* Ming for short. He's been sleeping in my brother's garage while Stinky finds a new home. More on that later. He's planned as a hillclimb car and spouse intends him to be on the road racing by the spring. A minimum modification start, the total opposite of Stinky. We shall see!!
Um. Oh, Chookie was nominated by her teachers to run for house Vice-Captain. Which made us super proud. And her campaign posters were total class.
She didn't win - her best pal did! - but she was in the running and wrote her own speech and everything. I couldn't have been more delighted if she
had won.
And coming right up to date we've all been on holiday this week. Our plan was to refit our bathroom. But before that the fence got replaced last Sunday right up one side of the garden. Spouse sold Stinky to a guy in Surrey and fitted a tow bar to the car. Stinky got his bonnet resprayed and we lost Thursday to him being tidied up coz the bloke wanted him on Friday. Yikes. So at 5am yesterday the spouse and my dad were towing him to the Knutsford services to meet the bloke from Surrey. Who was very happy, bought him and off they both went. But that was 2 days bathroom fitting lost. *blinks* As of this morning this is where we are at.
Yeah. Nothing is plumbed in let alone tiled or vaguely bathroom like. I didn't take a before photo (how remiss!) but the bath was along that right hand wall, the loo was dead ahead and the sink on the left. And the tiles were disgusting brown. It's been on our to-do list for 13 years! We hope to have water in and out by the time we're back at work on Monday. And in the meantime there's the wee loo downstairs, hair washing in the kitchen sink and showering at my folks. And keeping the kittens out. Which is hard when there's no door on the bathroom and we have an open plan living room with the staircase in it!
Ooh. I decorated for Halloween. Spot the imposter. Heh heh.
And finally (aren't you all glad!) I have to say a special thanks to everyone who checked up on me. But especially to my English twin
Jan and to the lovely
Wendy (who has the same name as my favourite Aunty - properly first and surname and everything.*g*) It was lovely to be missed and that you cared enough to email!
Hopefully see you soon. But if not, Merry Christmas!
* Minging. A Scottish word for not very nice. We don't have very flattering car names, eh? Bogus, Harry Snotter, Stinky Eric and Minging. Heh. It's a Brit thing...